Employer: Hello, I was just wondering if you were coming into work tomorrow?
Me: Erm, no (Im trying to take control of my life, i have no time for you)
Employer: Because you missed work last week, and i am very disappointed that you didnt even bother to call in.
Me: (Look, stuff you and your poxy job!) Okay then…And your point is?
Employer: You should have called.
Me: Well my contract is ending next Saturday, so I’ll come in when I feel like it.
*Hung up the phone*
Yeah, I most certainly got fired after that, I missed 3 days of work in a row. I got an email later saying that the keys need to be returned and the uniform also.